Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: [from trailer]
[being fired upon by a Predator drone]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: What the Hell was that?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: If you look out the right hand side of the aircraft you will notice that the right wing is on fire.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: I love it when a plan comes together.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [Overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: This is beyond nuts, boss.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [laughs] It gets better.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [from trailer] Aw hell naw, I ain't steppin' foot in any type of aircraft
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Man up! Now get in there, we've gotta finish the escape! Man up and get in there!
Capt. Charisa Sosa: They are the best, and they specialize in the ridiculous.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [from trailer] I'm BA, and you're gonna be unconcious.
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Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: [from trailer] Where's the plan boss?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: You actually sound worried.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [from trailer]
[Murdock has dropped cargo crushing Baracus' van]
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: You can't park there, that's a handicap zone.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: This is a heck of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into...
[gets Punched in the face by soldier]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Good morning!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: I believe that no matter how random things may appear, there's still a plan.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [Repeated Line] I love it when a plan comes together.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Turned off chopper engine after being shot at] That's how we deal with heat seekers, chaps! We go cold.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [Hannibal has escaped from the crematory and stares at the attendant] So, Satan walks into this bar...
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Murdock, what did I tell you? You have to
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: You have to
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck, Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: *Catch* him, *after* you inject him.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: My bad.
Flight Control Commander: Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
Capt. Charisa Sosa: No, they're trying to fly that tank.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [after B.A almost fell out of the chopper] Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I like your bed, Milt. But how do you maintain your face?
Pensacola Prisoner Milt: Never mess with the face.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Murdock, signing as he spins on the hospital helicopter blade] You spin me right round baby, right round!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Adios Mother Fucker!
General Javier Tuco: So you're Army Intelligence?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Who, me? Naaaah!
General Javier Tuco: Not so intelligent man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Is that gas? Is that you?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: There's a plan in everything, kid, and I love it when a plan comes together.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Murdock pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Murdock, get in here!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: We are getting shot at you crazy ass fool!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [after being arrested again at the end] Nice plan, Face.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Yea, we just trade Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Yea, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but
[shows key to handcuffs in mouth]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I love it when a plan comes together.
[while Murdock and his fellow inmates are watching a 3D movie, the team drives a humvee through the wall. Sosa is knocked to the ground]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: [In a British accent] Oh Captain! Your chariot awaits!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Runs and hops into the vehicle] Sorry boys, gotta run! Can't finish the movie! Do let me know how it ends!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Charisa, where you at? Hey, stay beautiful baby.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Punch it B.A.!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [Throws it in reverse] Let's go Fool!
Capt. Charisa Sosa: [Murdock is piloting down the runway in take-off mode. Sosa's driver turns right into his path] Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Face, your girlfriend's back.
Capt. Charisa Sosa: Reverse now! We gotta get out of here! Move your ass!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: The C-130 versus the Mercedes Benz!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Knock it off Murdock!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [the Team is escaping in the C-130] You let the real pilots go!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: BA, relax, you're gonna be fine.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Hands BA a pill] Take one of these
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: What is this? Will it knock me out? It better knock me out because if it don't I'm gonna knock you out.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Bosco all these buttons are confusing me!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Shut up Murdock!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [shouting] Why we in a fallin' tank?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [shouting] Because the plane exploded!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: What plane, what, when?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Recently! Reapers shot it down!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Reapers? What reapers?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: The same ones that are trying to kill us now!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Posing as a doctor, stitching BA's arm] Almost hit your tattoo there. The old Ranger tat.
[Leans in close]
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Would you think I was crazy if I told you I had one of these?
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: There's something wrong with your eyes, man.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: I see you've all met Mr. Murdock.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
[Murdock starts laughing]
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: He stitched a lightning bolt in mine.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Look at me, son. I'm told you're a hell of a chopper pilot.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: The best, sir.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: I'm not gettin' on a chopper with this nutjob!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Yea, is this another one of your little 'projects'?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: I'm a real soldier, I'm a Ranger baby!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I'm worried!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [to Hannibal] I'm a Ranger, sir.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: That's good enough for me.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [waking up after being knocked out for a flight and falling face first] Why does it feel like I fell on my face?
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [justifying his newly adopted non-violent attitude, he quotes Gandhi] "Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary."
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [answers with his own Gandhi quote] "It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: [about to try and shoot down drones in the tank] Hey Bosco, I'm a little stuffy. I'm gonna pop a window!
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